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(1) [用英文骂人超拽的句子]英语骂人的话

1、你的新欢,不照样是别人的破鞋。
Your sweetheart, still others whore.
2、骂人别人脸皮厚,就说蚊子应该很难订到你吧,蚊子奋斗了一晚上都没劲了。
Curse others thick skinned, says mosquitoes should be very hard to get you, the mosquito struggled all night boring.
3、你长的很爱国很敬业很有骨气。
You are very proud patriotic dedication.
4、你是我的优乐美这样我喝完就可以把你扔掉咯。
You & me so that I can drink it up and throw it away.
5、好久没有听到有人能把牛吹得这么清新脱俗了!
Haven"t heard anyone can put cattle blown so fresh and refined!
6、男人的实力就是你兜里的人民币。
Man"s strength is in your pocket.
7、对方说,巴黎圣母院缺个敲钟的,你去吧,直觉得回答,怎么,你从那辞职了。
The other said, want a Notre Dame de Paris bells, you go straight, think the answer, what, you resigned from the.
8、打是亲骂是爱,别总骂你妈,都快跟你妈产生感情了。
Hit is a kiss is a love, don"t always scold your mother, you are quick to have feelings with your mother.
9、把XX的照片贴墙上白天避邪晚上避孕。
The XX photos on the wall during the day and night of contraceptive devices.
10、真不好意思,让您贱笑了。
I"m so sorry to make you laugh.
11、长的很无辜,长的对不起人民对不起党。
Long is very innocent, long Sorry people sorry party.
12、姑娘,你的床总是人来人往,那么繁忙。
Girl, you are always so busy People are hurrying to and fro. bed.
13、等我有钱了,咱买棒棒糖,买二根。一根你看着我吃,另一根我吃给你看。
I have money, I buy lollipops, two root. One you watch me eat, the other one I eat for you to see.
14、你哪家学校毕业的啊?你讨人厌的学位都修到博士后了!!
Which school did you graduate from? You have got a post doctoral degree!!
15、你人又不聪明,还学人家绝顶!
You people are not smart, but also learn the somebody else extremely!
16、你活着浪费空气,死了浪费土地,半死不活浪费RMB。
You live a waste of air, dead waste of land, waste half-dead RMB.
17、你长的违章!
Your long violation!
18、你很了不起么。不就是有动物保护协会撑?
Are you great. Is not the animal protection association support?
19、辈子都没干好事才会认识你。
It"s not good to know you in my life.
20、这么不要脸,这么没心没肺,你的体重应该会很轻吧?
So shameless, so heartless, your body weight should be very light?
21、这帅哥心思细腻又有手段,风流俊俏身材又火,真是要才有才要貌有貌要胸有胸!
This guy, delicate thoughts and means, tall and handsome romantic fire, really will not just to have a chest to chest appearance appearance!
22、昨儿日黄花,今儿日黄花,明儿还日黄花,这黄花招谁惹谁了。
Yesterday, today, tomorrow, yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow also, this move sheire who.
23、老娘除了没你那么不要脸还有什么,你还有什么可得瑟的。
I except you so shameless what, you have what Kedese.
24、上帝造就你是他的创意,你能活在这世上是你的勇气。
God make you his idea, you can live in this world is your courage.
25、癞蛤蟆跳悬崖,愣装自己是蝙蝠侠。
Toad jump off a cliff, Leng pretend I"m batman.
26、你给我滚,快马加鞭地滚。
You get out, roll at top speed.
27、我怎么敢碰你呢,我怕我买洗手液买穷自己。
How dare I touch you, I"m afraid I buy hand washing liquid to buy poor themselves.
28、跟你能好好说话,但不能说好话。
Talk to you, but you can"t say a word.
29、别穿的跟慰安妇似的瞎溜达,手榴弹看到你会自爆。
Don"t wear with comfort women like the blind walk, you will see the explosive grenades.
30、长得真有创意,活得真有勇气!
Grow really creative, live really have the courage to live!
31、哟…你这是刚被雷过啊,还是准备去雷人啊。
Yo... You this is just been Lei ah, still be ready to go to thunder person.
32、孔子不能解决的问题,老子帮你解决!
Confucius can not solve the problem, I help you solve!
33、跟马桶盖似的你不怕着苍蝇吗,你个西瓜太郎快滚回你的日本去,别显眼得瑟了。
With the toilet cover like you are not afraid of a fly, you go back to your watermelon taro go to Japan, not conspicuous joseph.
34、你才是国足!你爸是国足!你全家,你祖宗都是国足!
You are the national foot! Your father is a national foot! Your whole family, your ancestor is the national foot!
35、说我嫉妒你,矮油,擦干你的眼屎看看。
I envy you, short oil, wipe your gum.
36、少在我面前拽的跟二五八万似的,摆好POSE,再装13。
Less in front of me pulled with 25 80 000 like, set the POSE, then loaded 13.
37、用你的2B铅笔来描绘你的人生。
Use your 2B pencil to paint your life.
38、你一出门,千山鸟飞绝,万径人踪灭。
You go out, Qianshan bird flew away, nobody trail.
39、我从没见过长的这么有考古价值的。
I"ve never seen such a long, archaeological value.
40、有人对你说,我家冲马桶都用矿泉水,你怎么回应?老子尿出来的都是皇家礼炮。
Some people say to you, my home flush toilet use mineral water, how do you respond? Lao Tzu urine out is Chivas Royal Salute.
41、得知你不好过我也就安心了!
I"m relieved to learn that you"re not!
42、如果不是遇见你,我一辈子都不会理解装13的真正含义。
If I did not meet you, I will not understand the true meaning of the 13 installed.
43、整天满身的劣质香水味还往男人身边凑,谁多看你一眼了吗。
The whole day all over the body of the bad smell of perfume also go to the man, who look at you.
44、你还没有进化完全,长的象人真的难为你了。
You haven"t evolved, long like a man really hard for you.
45、你不是丑,只是美的不明显!
You are not ugly, just the beauty is not obvious!
46、你穿得这般清凉,长得却如此的败火!
You dressed so cool, but so let me grow!
47、损毁亚洲同胞名声的祸害,祖先为之蒙羞的子孙。
The scourge of the reputation of the Asian compatriots, the descendants of the shame of the ancestors.
48、你说不要等你翻了身,可咸鱼翻身,还是咸鱼。
You say you don"t turn the body, can be re energized, or salted fish.
49、你搞艺术,我搞你,这叫深入艺术。
You do art, I have you, this is called the deep art.
50、有头在空中飞得口吐白沫的牛,要我帮它下来,唯一的方法是让你闭上嘴。
Have a head in the air flying foam at the mouth of the cattle, shall I help it down, the only way is to let you close your mouth.
51、遇见你之前我还不以貌取人呢。
I haven"t met you before you go.
52、一脚踹不出你屎来,算你拉的干净。
A foot can"t kick your shit, it"s clean.
53、我晚上做了一个梦:上帝告诉我我这一生注定孤傲,他还说破咒的方法只有一个。
I made a dream: God told me that my life is doomed to loneliness, he also said: there"s only one.
54、固然你身上喷了香水,但我仍是隐约能闻到一股人渣味儿。
Although you wear perfume, but I can still vaguely smell a scumbag.
55、你的长相很提神的说!
Your face is very refreshing!
56、别人要开飞机去撞双子星才行,而你只要跳伞就有同样的威力。
Others want to fly Gemini, and you just jump the same power.
57、要移民火星是为了要离开你。
To migrate to Mars in order to leave you.
58、哎真不知道你妈造了什么孽居然生下了你。
I really don"t know your mom made what evil actually gave birth to you.
59、别人骂你装13,你可以回,恩,你真13。
Others scold you to pack 13, you can go back, grace, you are really 13.
60、哟!你这是刚被雷过啊,还是准备去雷人啊。
Yo! You this is just been Lei ah, still be ready to go to thunder person.
61、讲素质你们配吗,嚼舌根不怕嘴巴烂掉吗,狗乱叫算什么本事,真咬到我才算你们厉害。
About the quality of your tongue mouth with it, not afraid to rot it, the dog barked what skill, I only really bite you.
62、和人接触的时间越长,我就越喜欢狗,狗永远是狗,人有时候不是人!
And the longer people contact, the more I like dogs, dogs are always dogs, people sometimes not people!
63、至从见到你之后,我就终于彻底领悟到怪胎的样子了。
To see you from, I finally realized how completely freak.
64、当你拿起镜子,看着自己。…你以为是多余的,其实吧……你还真是多余的。
When you pick up the mirror and look at yourself.... You think it"s unnecessary, actually...... You"re really redundant.
65、被毁容的麦当劳叔叔。
The disfigured McDonald"s uncle.
66、以你的理解能力,我解释了你也不见得懂,所以,你继续渺茫吧。
In your ability to understand, I explained that you do not understand, so, you continue to slim it.
67、你的长相真是不敢恭维…衰的都拖网速。
Your face is really a compliment... Decline of the network speed.
68、找女朋友得去动物园甚至要离开地球。
To find a girlfriend to go to the zoo and even to leave the earth.
69、连丢进太阳都嫌不够环保。
Even the sun is not enough to lose the sun.
70、你出生时是不是被扔上去过次而只被接住过次?
Are you born to be thrown up and caught in a second?
71、你张的很野兽派嘛!!
You"re a very wild animal!!
72、别老成天日日日的,你家,性饥渴了去找隔壁的旺财啊。
Don"t be the sun every day, your house of hungry go next door to Wangcai.
73、知道自己是飞机场走路就隐蔽点,别昂首挺胸生怕别人不知道似的。
Know the airport walk hidden point, don"t go with head high and chest out for fear that others do not know it.
74、这么多年谁一直照顾你啊?我很佩服他的胆量。
Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire him for his guts.
75、思想有多远,你就滚多远;光速有多快,你就滚多快。
How far you go, how far you go, how fast the speed of light, how fast you roll.
76、别张口闭口的就带着你爹你妈,你那么孝顺出来得瑟什么。
Don"t blabbering took your parents, your filial piety out Joseph what.
77、整天满身的劣质香水味还往男人身边凑,谁多看你一眼了吗?
The whole day all over the body of the bad smell of perfume still to the man, who look at you?
78、你脸上的痘真多,拖拉机开上去都会翻车!
You have so many face pox, the tractor will be overturned!
79、你以为四海之内皆你妈啊,处处都得让着你。
You think you are the one in the world, everywhere you are.
80、听你说话,一种智商上的优越感油然而生。
Listen to your words, a sense of superiority on the IQ arise spontaneously.
81、别做点错事就把什么脏水都往自己身上泼,姐还要留着冲厕所呢。
Don"t do something wrong is what water to himself poured, elder sister will stay to flush the toilet.
82、遇到你之前,我的世界是黑白的,遇见你之后,哇靠,全黑了。
Before you, my world is black and white, meet you later, wow, black.
83、你长的外形不准,比例没打好。
You are not long in shape, the proportion did not play well.
84、老娘自然卷怎样,比起你的锅盖是不是好太多了呢。
I do more than your natural volume, the lid is not good too much.
85、你玩劈腿,劈那么开,不怕蛋蛋受凉啊。
You play split, then split open, not afraid of cold ah.
86、如果你的丑陋可以发电的话全世界的核电厂都可以停摆。
Ugly if you can power the world"s nuclear power plant can be shut down.
87、你可以说,那么爱占便宜,假如拿人家的真手短的话,你早就高位截瘫了。
You can say, then love to take advantage of, if you get somebody else"s real hand is short, you already high paraplegia.
88、我脸上的痘要是和你脑袋上的头发一样少,就心满意足了!
The pox on my face is as little as your hair on your head!
89、人生就像打电话,不是你先挂,就是我先挂。
Life is like a phone call, not you hang up, that is, I hang up.
90、还说你是中国的东方不败。
You also said that the Chinese Invincible Eastern.
91、虽然你身上喷了香水,但我还是隐约能闻到一股人渣味儿。
Although you spray the perfume, but I can still vaguely smell a scumbag.
92、我没认识你之前,我真没发现原来我有以貌取人这毛病。
I didn"t know you before you, I really didn"t found that I have this problem.
93、男人被甩,金钱问题;女人被甩,相貌问题;我被甩,你他妈脑袋有问题。
Men were thrown, money problems; women were thrown, looks problem; I was dumped, you have a problem with his mother"s head.
94、你能讲文明,讲素质的时候,我想是我再次投胎做人的时候。
Can you talk about the quality of civilization, when I think it"s time I reincarnate in life.
95、想要自杀只会有人劝你不要留下?体以免污染环境。
Want to commit suicide will only be advised you not to leave? Body in order to avoid contamination of the environment.
96、你活着浪费空气,死了浪费土地,半死不活浪费人民币!
You live a waste of air, dead waste of land, waste half-dead rmb!
97、你的长相突破了人类的想象。
Your appearance breaks through the imagination of human beings.
98、做人不能这样,缺狗粮才知道来找我?
Don"t be so short that food for me?
99、白痴可以当你的老师,智障都可以教你说人话。
Idiot can be your teacher, mentally retarded can teach you to say.
100、你光着身子追我两公里,我回一次头都算我是流氓!
You naked body after me two kilometers, I return to a head is a rogue!
101、世纪很危险,快回到你的侏罗纪去吧。
It"s dangerous in the 21st century. Go back to your Jurassic.
102、看你一天天在男人身边晃悠,谁爱瞅你给你扔根骨头了?
See you every day in the man who love you at all, you throw the bones?
103、给你剑仙你不当,赐你剑神你不做,非死皮赖脸哭着喊着要做剑人!真是的,何必呢?!
Give your sword you properly, giving you the sword God you do not lost to all sense of shame crying out to do the sword! Really, why?!
104、有病你治病,你别找我啊,我又不是兽医。
You are sick, you do not look for me, ah, I am not a vet.
105、你长的好象车祸现场。
You seem to be in a car accident.
106、贱人永远都是贱人,就算经济危机了,你也贵不了!
Bitch is always Bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can also your!
107、你去过的名胜全部变古迹,你去过的古迹会变成历史。
All the places you have been to the site of the famous places, you have been to the monuments will become history.
108、阎王见了你都得吓得连哭带嚎抹着泪儿找妈妈。
You have to see the frightened even howl with tears for her mother.
109、看见你就好像看见市场上快下市的小青菜,5毛钱一大把。
See you as soon as the market to see the city of small green vegetables, 5 cents a lot.
110、手榴弹看到你会自爆。
Grenade self you will see.

(2) [用英文骂人超拽的句子]英文骂人的话

1、脑袋空不要紧、关键是不要进水。
Head is empty, the key is not to water.
2、别人骂你吵,你回说,我炒shi给你吃啊。
Others scold you noisy, you say, I fired Shi to eat ah.
3、我不是看不起你,而是压根就懒得理你。
I do not look down on you, but you do not bother to ignore the root.
4、你说,我青春期起痘痘,你更年期羡慕是吗?
You said that I have acne from puberty, you are jealous of menopause?
5、你走你的红地毯,我过我的斑马线!
You go on your red carpet, I have my zebra crossing!
6、你长的外形不准比例没打好。
You"re not in a good shape.
7、B不只是铅笔,还有你。
B is not only a pencil, but also you.
8、像你这种可恶的家伙只能演电视剧里的一陀粪。
Such a damn thing as you can only play a TV series of a Tuo shit.
9、连如花都帅你倍以上。
Even the flower is handsome you more than times.
10、看你一天天也穿的人模狗样的怎么就不干点人事呢。
See every day you are wearing how do not pretend to be cool personnel.
11、生成就是属黄瓜的,欠拍!后天属核桃的,欠捶!终生属破摩托的,欠踹!找个媳妇属螺丝钉的,欠拧!
Production is a cucumber, owe beat! The day after tomorrow is a walnut, owe beat! Life is broken motorcycle, owe kick! To find a wife is a screw, owe!
12、一脸兴冲冲的,跟喝了尿糖似的。
A face excitedly, with drink urine like.
13、你没有猪的形象,但是你有猪的气质。
You don"t have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.
14、有一种默契叫心照不宣,有一种感觉叫妙不可言,有一种幸福叫有你相伴,有一种白痴会把短信看完。
Have a tacit understanding that, there is a feeling called wonderful, there is a kind of happiness that has you to accompany, an idiot will the message read.
15、虽然你经常刷牙,但是嘴里还是一股大粪味;虽然你经常洗澡,但是身上还是有一股人渣味。
While you brush your teeth regularly, but in the mouth or a stock excrement smell; while you bathe regularly, but who still have a scummy whiff out of you.
16、你这张脸可成了全球驰名品牌商标了。
Your face is a global well known trademark.
17、要不是那晚,我忘了买套套,你早就被冲进下水道。
But that night, I forgot to buy condoms, you"d be washed down the drain.
18、你浪费的粮食都会堵在你去往天堂的路上。
The food you waste will be stuck on your way to heaven.
19、累么。累就对了,舒服是留给死人的。
Tired. Tired is right, comfortable is left to the dead.
20、你内张脸长地比盆骨都标志。
You in the face than the pelvis sign.
21、曾以为我是那崖畔的一枝花,后来才知道,不过是人海一粒渣。
Thought I was a flower of the cliff, and later to know, but it is a grain of slag.
22、喜欢你的时候你说什么就是什么,不喜欢你的时候,你说你是什么?
Like you when you say what is what, don"t like you, you say you are what?
23、你还追个时髦剪个中分,麻烦你瞅瞅你那是三八分好吗。
You are chasing a fashionable cut therein, look at your trouble is 38 minutes please.
24、你给我滚,马不停蹄地滚。
You get out, on the ground.
25、既然知道生活很颓废,为什么还要继续这样颓废的生活呢?
Since I know that life is very decadent, why should continue such a decadent life?
26、你是我见过的容量最大的铅笔盒了,装那么多笔你不累吗?
You are I have seen the largest capacity of the pencil box, and installed so many of you are not tired?
27、你不化妆就可以去拍鬼片了你躺在地上就可以演一坨屎。
You do not make-up can go to take ghost you lying on the ground, you can play a piece of shit.
28、给老子摆正位置不要乱放屁,不要太把自己当回事儿。
To Lao Tzu place do not fart, don"t take yourself too seriously.
29、脸先着地,无力回天。
Face first, powerless.
30、阁下长得真是天生励志。
You are born inspirational.
31、情敌掉水里了,我们只能尿尿。
The rival out of the water, we have to pee.
32、你妈生你的时候调成了随机状态了吧。
Your mother gave you a random state of the time.
33、你的话,我连标点符号都不信。
In your words, I don"t even have a punctuation mark.
34、你说你装的个名媛淑女的样er,对了,你爹是天蓬啊。
You said you installed an aristocratic ladies like Er, yes, your father is a canopy.
35、能把你的蠢气去掉那是一项科研成果,成功后我马上可以调到中科院去了!
Can put your stupid gas to remove that is a scientific research achievement, after the success I can be transferred to the Chinese Academy of Sciences to go to the!
36、辈子都没干好事才会认识你,连丢进太阳都嫌不够环保。
Never do a good thing in life will know you, even lost into the sun is not enough environmental protection.
37、你这个贱人那么爱占便宜,假如拿人家的真手短的话,你他妈早就高位截瘫了!
This Bitch you so love to take advantage, if take the somebody else"s hand is short, you fucking have the high paraplegia!
38、任何人工智能都敌不过阁下这款天然傻瓜。
Any artificial intelligence can not match your natural fool.
39、天生就是属黄瓜的,欠拍!后天属核桃的,欠捶!终生属破摩托的,欠踹!找个媳妇属螺丝钉的,欠拧!
Born is a cucumber, owe beat! The day after tomorrow is a walnut, owe beat! Life is broken motorcycle, owe kick! To find a wife is a screw, owe!
40、长的很科幻,长的很抽象!
Long science fiction, long very abstract!
41、沉积千年的腐植质,科学家也不敢研究的原始物种。
Deposited thousands of years of humus, scientists have not dared to study the original species.
42、你人又不智慧,还学人家绝顶!
You people are not smart, but also learn the somebody else extremely!
43、东方不亮西方亮,二逼啥样儿你啥样儿。
East does not shine on the west, two force what kind of child you like.
44、你是我见过的容量最大的铅笔盒了,装那么多笔你不累吗。
You are I have seen the largest capacity of the pencil box, and installed so many of you are not tired.
45、你长的真tm后现代。
You long really TM after the modern.
46、这里很危险,快回到你的侏罗纪去吧。
It"s dangerous here. Go back to your Jurassic.
47、勾引我男人吗,我不过是把你当做发春的老母狗罢了。
Seduce my man, I just take you as spring mother dogs.
48、无论你再怎么骂我,我都不会生气,人干嘛要和一个连狗都不如的东西生气呢。
No matter how you scold me, I will not be angry, why should people and a dog is not as good as the things angry.
49、老娘自然卷怎样,比起你的锅盖是不是好太多了呢?
I do more than your natural volume, the lid is not too good?
50、一巴掌把你打到墙上扣都扣不下来。
A slap in the face of the wall you can not buckle down to buckle down.
51、远看一朵花,近看一堆牛屎渣,除了创造大粪,你还有什么追求?
Far see a flower, in a pile of cow dung slag, in addition to the creation of excrement, what are you seeking?
52、人本初,性本善,锅里煮个大鸡蛋,给我吃我就干,不给我吃咱就散。
People first, good in nature, the pot a big egg, give me to eat I do, don"t give me food I go.
53、别人要说,我c你妈,你可以回答我阉你爸。
Others say, I c your mother, you can answer me wether your dad.
54、能认识自己是个什么东西,都是好样的。
To know what things are good.
55、我忍屎忍尿也忍不下你呀。
I can"t help but I can"t help you.
56、别在我坟前哭,脏了我轮回的路!
Don"t cry at my grave, dirty I reincarnation road!
57、听你说话,一种智商上的优胜感油然而生!
Listen to your words, an IQ superiority arise spontaneously!
58、看你走个路都昂首挺胸的,怕别人不知道你是飞机场吗。
See you walk a road of go with head high and chest out afraid that people do not know, you are at home.
59、你就像根苦瓜,穿得这么清凉,长得这么败火。
You are like the balsam pear, dressed so cool, so let me long.
60、听你说话,一种智商上的优越感油然而生!
Listen to your words, a sense of superiority on the IQ arise spontaneously!
61、墙头上跑马,不回头的畜牲。
The top of the wall, don"t look back to the beast.
62、水至清则无鱼,人至贱则无敌。
Water to clear, no fish, people are invincible.
63、别往上看,只要你抬头臭氧层就会破洞。
Don"t look up, as long as you look up the ozone layer will break the hole.
64、我感觉你像两头猪,因为一头猪已经不能形容你的蠢。
I feel like you are a pig, because a pig can"t describe your stupidity.
65、我在你觉得你混的很牛13,别忘了当初你是什么狗样。
I am in you feel you mix the very cow 13, do not forget at the beginning you are what kind of dog.
66、靠,你TMD长得太好认了。
By, you TMD too good to recognize.
67、你摸过的键盘上连阿米吧原虫都活不下去。
You touched on the keyboard even Amie protozoon can"t live.
68、有没有这么一个人,你无数次说着要放弃,但终究还是舍不得。
There is no such a person, you said many times to give up, but after all, still do not give up.
69、Hey,请问一下,你的棺材是翻盖的还是滑盖的?
Hey, please, your coffin is a clamshell or slide?
70、穿低胸装还拿手挡着,太没公德心了。
Wear low cut was installed at blocking, no morality heart.
71、你说你穿得这么清凉,长得这么败火!
You said you wear so cool, so let me long!
72、别挤着你那俩旺仔满世界的呼喊你是有沟的Ru霸。
Don"t push your two Wangzai all over the world are calling you ditch Ru PA.
73、看你一天天的装柔弱,看见你老娘立马就懂了什么叫小姐的身子丫鬟的命。
See you every day. I saw you weak, immediately understand what is the body life maid miss.
74、你是脑壳里面全是粑粑,所以想的事情都和苍蝇一样没有方向。
You are inside the skull is full of shit, so I want everything and fly without direction.
75、如果多吃鱼可以补脑让人变聪明的话,那么你至少得吃一对儿鲸鱼。
If the number of fish can change Bunao smart people, so you should eat at least a pair of whale.
76、你是金子我是煤,你会发光我会发热。别把我惹火了,小心我把你融化了。
You are the gold I am the coal, you will shine I will be hot. Don"t push me, I put you melt carefully.
77、你需要回炉重造。
You need to make.
78、上帝创造你是他的创意,你能继承活下去是你的勇气。
God created you to be his idea, you can live on it is your courage.
79、去打仗的话子弹飞弹会忍不住向你飞。
Fight the bullet missile will not help you fly.
80、倍石油浓度的沉积原料。
Sedimentary material of double oil concentration.
81、你干嘛用屁股挡住脸啊!
Why do you use the buttocks to block the face ah!
82、帅的话人类就只得用无性生殖。
The handsome man had to use asexual reproduction.
83、狮子不会因为听到狗吠而回头。
The lion will not look back because I heard the barking of dogs and.
84、虽然你身上喷了古龙水,但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。
Although you wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scumbag.
85、魅力的代表人物:康师傅。每天都有成千上万的人泡它。
Representative Charm: master. Every day, thousands of people make it.
86、很惋惜的看着他说:"手术能整回来吗?
I am sorry to see him say: "the whole operation can come back?"
87、你老说你男朋友长得帅,有钱,长得是有钱,长得跟前列线似的,尿尿都分叉了,赶紧去治治吧!!
You always say that your boyfriend is handsome, rich, grow rich, long with front line like, pee bifurcation, hurriedly go to see the dentist!
88、把XX的照片贴墙上,白天避邪,晚上避孕。
The XX photos on the wall, the day of evil, the evening of contraception.
89、请你卷成一团圆润的离开。
Please leave your balled up round.
90、比不上路边被狗过洒尿的口香糖。
Chewing gum than a dog on the road.
91、你长得挺有创意,活得挺有勇气,丑不是你的本意,是上帝在发脾气。
You have a very creative, live quite have the courage, ugly is not your intention, is God in the temper.
92、你小时候被猪亲过吧?
When you were a child, were you a pig?
93、靠,你长得太好认了。
By, you"re too good to recognize.
94、哪天遇上个满不吝的,给你一板儿砖,你就知道什么是肝儿颤了。
Which day meet with generous, give you a board brick, what is You"ll see. ganerchan.
95、保护自己,爱护他人,请不要半夜出来吓人。
Protect yourself, love others, please do not come out in the middle of the night.
96、整天跟这个关系好,那个关系好,到头来不过你在别人眼里算什么呢。
All day with this relationship, the relationship is good, but in the end you in the eyes of others what is it.
97、我是多想跟你们将素质,可我忍屎忍尿也忍不了你们啊。
I want to be with you, but I can"t help but also can not help you ah.
98、缺狗粮才知道来找我?
Lack of food that come to me?
99、你说你,爷爷我教你练刀,你练剑,你还上剑不练,练下贱!金剑不练,练银剑!
You say you, I taught you to practice with the knife, you practice the sword, the sword you also practice, practice base! Jin Jian did not practice, practice sword!

(3) [用英文骂人超拽的句子]最狠的骂人句子

1、谁说天下乌鸦一般黑?其实一个更比一个黑!
2、再逼我,再逼我就装死给你看!
3、别跟我谈感情,多伤钱啊!
4、每天笑三声:通天,通地,通便,好身材拉出来!
5、你长得真漂亮,活脱就似一个四不像。
6、出问题先从自己身上找原因,别一便秘就怪地球没引力。
7、以你的理解能力,我解释了你也不见得懂,所以,你继续渺茫吧。
8、我说这里的空气怎么突然那么污浊呢?原来你是臭味的发源体呀!
9、别人说你笨手笨脚的,我相信傻人有傻福。别人说你呆头呆脑的,我相信痴心妄想有时也能美梦成真。别人说你蠢的不开窍,我知道大智若愚就是你的法宝!
10、不能让你乖乖听我指挥,也不能让你的钱塞满自己钱包,那我就发条骚扰短信,看你回不回。事实证明90%的人会回,剩下10%不回的人俗称“狗不理”!
11、你是智障学校毕业的,还次次考试满分,年年拿最高奖学金的货。
12、你要搞清楚自己人生的剧本——不是你父母的续集,不是你子女的前传,更不是你朋友的外篇。
13、你的吃相真好看,能和你比就只有猪了。
14、年轻的时候,我们常常冲着镜子做鬼脸;年老的时候,镜子算是扯平了。
15、逗我开心的是你!惹我生气的是你!让我牵肠挂肚的还是你!你就会让我欢喜让我忧!别笑,说的不是你,是我的大宝贝儿——猪猪!
16、如果你容不下我,说明不是你的心胸太狭窄,就是我的人格太伟大。
17、你那张脸那是一张摩擦系数极大的脸,使我身临其境的体会到那个久远的年代。
18、长得肥头大耳的就不要显摆了,你是无所谓但是影响了市容呀!
19、起床时想到你的微笑,洗脸时嗅到你的味道,上床前你是我的需要。真的不能离开你,我亲爱的

(4) [用英文骂人超拽的句子]骂人的话英文

1、你以为你说你是处女我就感觉不到你是被处理过的女人吗。
Do you think you"re a virgin and I don"t feel like you"re a woman who"s been treated.
2、你妈的骚货,锤子长在脑壳上,我都奇怪世博会怎么没喊你去展览?
You fucking bitch, hammer in the skull, I wonder how World Expo didn"t you go to the exhibition?
3、什么事残忍?对男人,我就打断他三条腿;对公狗,我就打断它五条腿。
What is cruel? For the man, I break him three legs; to the male dog, I break it five legs.
4、别在我坟前哭,脏了我循环的路!
Don"t cry at my grave, dirty my road!
5、对你,我实在想不出有什么语言和不同人类的你沟通!
For you, I really can not think of what language and different people you communicate!
6、大哥,把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗?
Big brother, is it good to put the resolution on your face?
7、你长的很爱国,很敬业,很有骨气!
You look very patriotic, very dedicated, very backbone!
8、jian人永远都是jian人,就算经济危机了,你也贵不了。
Jian people are always Jian people, even if the economic crisis, and you are not expensive.
9、听说你傍大款了,认二郎神当主人了。
I heard you bangdakuan, deny Erlang when master.
10、祝你男朋友永远都是电动的。
I wish your boyfriend will always be electric.
11、巴黎圣母院少个敲钟的,就你了。
Notre Dame de Paris less of the bells, will you.
12、你全家非主流,你妈

(5) [用英文骂人超拽的句子]骂人的话语

1、瞅你走个道还昂首挺胸的,别撑了,再撑就一个小馒头。
2、你需要回炉重造。
3、我刚才看见一群男人,端着***往你家里跑,你快回去看看见你妈吧,你妈被cao的快死啦!
4、她有一种气势能够在决斗前就把对方的血先放掉半格。
5、哭着含泪道声别,你爸黄泉见你爷,你爷身材像番茄,右腿昨天被打瘸。
6、少在我面前拽的跟二五八万似的,摆好POSE,在装13。
7、“一二三四五,使劲往里处呀。六七八-九十,坚持半小时!半小时不够,再来三小时。
8、你m玛*%*逼宽又宽,上跑汽车下跑船,日本鬼子来扫荡,一*逼夹死七万三,还有三万要逃跑,你妈一跟*逼毛全撩到——你妈真他妈的厉害!!!!!!
9、一天摸人脑袋说“脑袋挺圆啊”,那同学烦了,一拨拉他的手说“你少在这给我扯蛋。
10、再发嗲,也改变不了你奔三的年龄和样貌。
11、父亲:“阿光,碰到眼镜蛇时,该怎么办?”阿光:“先把它的眼镜打破再逃走。
12、你内张脸长地比盆骨都标志。
13、你我都是单翼的天使,惟有彼此拥抱才能展翅飞翔,据说人来到世界上就是为了寻找另一半的,我千辛万苦终于找到了你!却发现咱俩的翅膀是一顺边的!
14、像你这种可恶的家伙只能演电视剧里的一陀粪。
15、我们要向前看,不错过些歪瓜劣枣怎么知道什么是好的。
16、仅仅是一阵风也罢了,偏偏这样永恒;仅仅是一场梦也罢了,偏偏如此真实;你低头不语,我却难以平静,我终忍不住说:请你放屁先说一声。
17、你说不要等你翻了身,可咸鱼翻身,还是咸鱼。
18、你是不是看到我们这样身心健康没有性病的市民就打心眼里愤恨呢?
19、夏天真是个让我恶心的季节满大街的粗腿加黑丝袜。
20、你1回头吓到一排教学楼你2回头山崩地裂水倒流你3回头哈雷彗星撞地球你4回头姚明改打乒乓球。
21、他们怎么能管你叫猪呢??这太不像话了!总不能人家长的像什么就叫人家什么吧!怎么能说你长得像猪呢?那是侮辱了猪。
22、××一回头,吓死了一头牛。×××二回头,长江黄河水倒流。×××三回头,自由女神踢足球。
23、人家给你两块儿糖,你给人家掏茅房,茅房没有灯,掉了巴巴坑,你跟巴巴做斗争,差点没牺牲!
24、阿里八八,身高一米八八,看你可怜八八,给你一块锅巴,锅巴不能白给,叫我一声父亲!
25、然后你可以走了。
26、宇宙毁灭必备的原料,连半兽人都瞧不起你的半兽人。
27、你能够说,那么爱占便宜,假如拿人家的真手短的话,你早就高位截瘫了。
28、就你那二两半的智商就别出门了,免得降低了高级人类的智商。
29、你张的很野兽派嘛!!
30、你以为自我是哈雷彗星,全地球亿人都要瞻仰啊。
31、你考试考不了180,考得了249的哥哥。
32、咱掏心掏肺地说吧,你能撑起一青楼。
33、你摸过的键盘上连阿米吧原虫都活不下去。
34、你再有劲你能憋住尿吗?
35、我在你身上深刻的体会到什么叫做改革创新,什么叫做标新立异,本来我是真想劝劝你,别再天天净丢人现眼了,好心人都跟你说了你还是不听,我看你这辈子也改不了吃屎了。
36、jian人永远都是jian人,就算经济危机了,你也贵不了。
37、你再装逼也只是女孩的内裤,这逼装的真特么让人恶心。
38、你迈着犬步走在乡间的小路,还说自己被别人踢碎的嗓子唱歌像他妈阿杜。
39、你说工作烦,赚钱都好难,贱人都像你,夜总会去陪人睡工资翻几倍。
40、在男厕所里泡了三天三夜后再被放进泡菜缸里腌了三天三夜一样让人近儿远之。
41、你一出门,千山鸟飞绝,万径人踪灭。
42、长的飞沙走石鬼斧神功。
43、门口挂面照妖镜,你爸感染爱滋病,无止疼痛真要命,抓来你妈对对碰。
44、半夜三更鸡叫三声。你家发生海湾战争。你吗掩护你爸牺牲。你奶上掉两腿儿一蹬。
45、泥锅儿泥碗儿你滚蛋,滚出一个手榴弹。炸死美国王八蛋。
46、你个畜生不如的东西,靠逼生活的淫贼。你比不上路边被狗过洒尿的口香糖,你劈劈大胯练练双杠,不吃不喝也能尿炕,你想当太监人见都不让你当,因为你的生理特征。
47、不怕牛B的对手,就怕像猪的队友。
48、对方说,巴黎圣母院缺个敲钟的,你去吧,直觉得回答,怎么,你从那辞职了。
49、你哪家学校毕业的啊?你讨人厌的学位都修到博士后了!!
50、你左看像白痴,右看像傻子,上看像头猪,下看像头驴,脸型跟电视机似的,不知道看你脸就像电视机配的插座,男人看到你就阳痿,你不是从你妈那部位生的,你是你妈那部位克隆来的。
51、■┐└┘别人问我,发春是什么?我搬个板凳,望着天说,就是发现春天。
52、长得肥头大耳的就不要显摆了,你是无所谓但是影响了市容呀!
53、泰坦尼克号从你妈的*逼里起航,你妈一发浪居然把它搞沉了!历害,历害!——!
54、你骂我、我不停,我说你妈才是白骨精,白骨精黑爪子,晚上扯你爸的裤衩子。
55、如果对方要说,你当我是xx啊(xx可替换),你便可以回答,啊,原来你不是啊。
56、傻逼青年过马路,稀屎拉一裤,捡个糖纸擦屁股,越擦越黏糊。
57、我有金箍棒,你妈每天想,夜间无人时,弄得你妈直叫爽。
58、你长的拖慢网速,你长的太耗内存。
59、跟你做了这么久的朋友,你一直都很关心我,我却时常给你添麻烦,真不知该怎么服答你。所以,下辈子你作牛作马,我一定拔草给你吃。
60、有钱的时候喷香水没钱的时候抹花露水。
61、天不怕,地不怕,就怕老师告你爸,你爸拿个大喇叭,吹你一脸鸡粑粑。
62、我在你觉得你混的很牛13,别忘了当初你是什么狗样。
63、你绝对是你妈亲生的,不然你妈怎么会养你这么个混账东西!
64、你玩劈腿,劈那么开,不怕蛋蛋受凉啊。
65、你们妈,母夜叉,拿起叉叉到处叉;你们爸,蝙蝠侠,天上飞来地上爬;你们婆,爆鸡婆,拿起杆杆到处戳;你们爷,苍蝇拍,打死苍蝇不流血。
66、如果对方要是骂你,你能够回,请别跟我说话吐口水,我没拿钱,买不起湿巾。
67、老汉今年八十八,辛辛苦苦种点儿瓜。谁叫你娃子偷我瓜,拉住尾巴见你妈,你妈打你我不拉。你妈赔我八块八,够我买瓶哇哈哈。
68、麻烦你看清楚什么叫货在说话好吗。
69、你已经懒得理他,那你就一向不说话,等他问你怎样不说话,你说狗咬我一口,我不可能咬狗一口。
70、一分二分你经常得,三分四分你阿弥陀佛,五分六分你一年得一次,一百分你从来没得过。母亲母亲别生气,都怪儿子不争气,抽烟喝酒跳霹雳,男女厕所都敢去。八月十五进监狱,九月十五该枪毙,十月十五进坟~~地!
71、神经病有毛病带着老娘去看病医生说没有病原来是你这个神经病。
72、我给你道歉的机会了,你却跟我装x,你有跟我装x的权利,我就有整死你的实力。
73、讨厌,不吃炒面,得了肝炎,住了医院。
74、如果对方要说,你当我是xx啊(xx可替换),你便能够回答,啊,原来你不是啊。
75、长得丑不是你的错,你老实er的不行么,非得得瑟一下,让咱们知道你是大哥。
76、不老传说大舞曲,为何感觉不到你,你爸是个臭地痞,竟跟妓女睡一起。
77、你跟谁俩整那表情呢,我欠你贷款要到期了还是怎样的。
78、你才是国足!你爸是国足!你全家,你祖宗都是国足!
79、回头买两瓶妇炎洁刷刷您沉鱼落雁的容貌好吗。
80、你这个男人真奇怪!从小缺了钙,长大缺了爱。光着脖子打领带,穿着裤头系皮带,难得做次爱,还搞的人家不愉快!高潮都没来。你是不是性无能啊!大傻逼?
81、长得帅有什么用啊!到银行用脸刷卡吗?
82、一只猪和一只企鹅被关在零下20度的冷库里,第二天企鹅死了,猪没事。为什么?你不知道?对了,猪也不知道!
83、有种人,必须要人指着他鼻子骂,他才知道骂的是他。
84、还是觉得你最好,出门你就被狗咬,干出血了都不跑,说那狗是你大嫂。
85、你的长相和智商都挺哈韩的。
86、老娘除了没你那么不好脸还有什么,你还有什么可得瑟的。
87、别动不动就爆粗口,你把你妈揣兜了随口就说。
88、嫉妒我有男生吗,嫉妒归嫉妒,做人不好做狗,在背后诋毁有意思?
89、你居然好意思把自己当人类,你也不用你那个为负数的智商想一下你配当人类吗?
90、小子,今儿是怎么了?出门儿吃错药了?还是忘吃药了?
91、你他妈就是被强奸避孕失败生出你这个没闭眼的畜生。
92、母亲不买米,饿死你,父亲不买菜,把你拿来卖/偷泡菜。
93、你每天在镜子面前化几个小时的妆,腆着个逼脸还他妈敢出来蹦

(6) [用英文骂人超拽的句子]经典骂人句子

1、Hey,请问一下,你的棺材是翻盖的还是滑盖的?
2、你的父母因你而快乐,因为你太像他们了,跟本不像是买来的孩子。
3、男人被甩,金钱问题;女人被甩,相貌问题;我被甩,你他妈脑袋有问题。
4、你小时候被猪亲过吧
5、人本初,性本善,锅里煮个大鸡蛋,给我吃我就干,不给我吃咱就散。
6、你气度不凡,流露出性感曲线,风雨中坚定不移,不是每个人都能干。你惨遭袭过胸,摸过脸,对此身有体会,却从未抱怨。说句实话,雕塑,你真的很好看!
7、你也不照照镜子,看看自己长的和斗鸡眼一样?真是你爸你妈是咋生得你这样的呢?长得丑就不要出来吓人了好么?心脏不好的就会被你吓死去。
8、对你,我实在想不出有什么语言和不同人类的你沟通!
9、你去过的名胜全部变古迹,你去过的古迹会变成历史。
10、知道自己是飞机场走路就隐蔽点,别昂首挺胸生怕别人不知道似的。
11、我没认识你之前,我真没发现原来我有以貌取人这毛病。
12、宇宙毁灭必备的原料,连半兽人都瞧不起你的半兽人。
13、他们怎么能管你叫猪呢?这太不像话了!总不能人家长的像什么就叫人家什么吧!怎么能说你长得像猪呢?那是侮辱了猪。
14、回头买两瓶妇炎洁刷刷您沉鱼落雁的容貌好吗?
15、你以为你是大力水手吃点菠菜就能出来跟我叫嚣了?
16、北风又开始刮了,粗心的你总是这样,每次都要我来提醒你多穿件衣服,可你也每次都不屑地回答说:我这么厚的猪皮是干嘛的?难道还怕那一点点小风吗?
17、我电脑里有你母亲300多张照片。
18、像你这种可恶的家伙只能演电视剧里的一陀粪。
19、你还美呢,长成那样还出来,你的目标就是能吓死一个是一个对不?
20、你的优点没法数,牛粪上跳过舞,众人前整过蛊,越过高山险阻,不甘自取其辱,在你背上按按,你屁股上还能噗,不惧臭气,能闻能捂。人送雅号:打屁虫!
21、男人被甩,金钱问题;女人被甩,相貌问题;我被甩,你他妈脑子有问题。
22、听你说话,一种智商上的优越感油然而生。
23、损毁亚洲同胞名声的祸害,祖先为之蒙羞的子孙。
24、出门时,一定要佩戴避雷针,防患于未然。真有一天,被雷劈后,又被车压烂,用勺子往盆里舀尸体时,我们会难过的。
25、幼稚园程度的高中生,先天蒙古症的青蛙头。
26、非洲人搞上黑猪的後裔,阴阳失调的黑猩猩。
27、你不觉得你已经到了天下无敌不要脸的状态了么?
28、要移民火星是为了要离开你。
29、看你一天天也穿的人模狗样的怎么就不干点人事呢?你还追个时髦剪个中分,麻烦你瞅瞅你那是三八分好吗?天天拿瓶自己家自来水灌的农夫山泉还觉得自己过的挺小资是吗?
30、你别和我说话,因为我听不懂,在别人的眼中看来,我和一条猪在吵架是一件很愚蠢的事。
31、超大无耻传声扩音喇叭,爱斯基摩人的耻辱。
32、你活着浪费空气,死了浪费土地,半死不活浪费人民币!
33、想要自杀只会有人劝你不要留下

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